If I did I wouldn't need your help? [This is very quietly hissed like they're in a horror movie, like any second now they're going to get jumped by zombies and mauled - in certain respects, they are, except instead of the Terror of Undead they're dealing with the Terror of Unpaid Community Theater.
Which is kind of scarier because it's very realistic and grounded as threats go.]
I'd just get out, Uncle Greg, and we never would've met! [Yes, he's gonna be stuck as Uncle Greg for the foreseeable future.] It's kinda poetic if you think about it that way.
[She hears a voice from behind them-]
This way! [She's grabbing her beloved Uncle Greg by the human arm with .5 seconds hesitation and they're going for a...speedwalk.] And it's actually Guinaifen. Little Gui's kind of my...stage name?
[Legal birth name Gwenevere, but her beloved Uncle Greg doesn't need to know the finer details. They're hooking a left. There's gonna be another community play right in front of them, but she doesn't know that, she's living in the moment, and the moment means moving as quickly as they can.]
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Which is kind of scarier because it's very realistic and grounded as threats go.]
I'd just get out, Uncle Greg, and we never would've met! [Yes, he's gonna be stuck as Uncle Greg for the foreseeable future.] It's kinda poetic if you think about it that way.
[She hears a voice from behind them-]
This way! [She's grabbing her beloved Uncle Greg by the human arm with .5 seconds hesitation and they're going for a...speedwalk.] And it's actually Guinaifen. Little Gui's kind of my...stage name?
[Legal birth name Gwenevere, but her beloved Uncle Greg doesn't need to know the finer details. They're hooking a left. There's gonna be another community play right in front of them, but she doesn't know that, she's living in the moment, and the moment means moving as quickly as they can.]