[Good. It was meant to be insulting. Stay salty landwalker.]

You’re more than welcome to try.

[And then he plays up his “woe is me” routine, because he’s not done rubbing salt in the wounds.]

And here I was about to humble myself offer you a ride out of the goodness of my heart [He was absolutely not.], but after a threat like that I think I’ll prioritize my own safety.

[And he will relish every moment of you inching along with your snail swimming like he has room to talk.]