zookeeper: (Yazoo13)
Yazoo ([personal profile] zookeeper) wrote in [community profile] 7deadmemes 2024-03-29 04:20 am (UTC)

Aye, Captain!

[His voice is jovial and inspired as if Harry's words have given him a fighting spirit the likes of which were unseen in face of such overwhelming odds while the unheard music swells to a crescendo as the two men, and hawk, join forces to take on the challenge of a tuna fish that just seems to get larger with every passing moment. As if whomever was actually in control of this particular production couldn't settle upon just how large this fish should be for dramatic purposes.

Utterly ridiculous in every way, of course and Yazoo knew it even if he couldn't properly express that fact. There was no physical way that the sole line caught inside the colossal creatures mouth wouldn't have snapped several times over as they fought to tire the behemoth out, regardless of how heavy of a line it was. Nor was there any conceivable way they would be able to haul the damn thing back to port should they be able to catch it. It was almost cartoonishly large at this point too.

And yet, the line did not snap even though Yazoo's patience with the whole silly ordeal was certainly going to doing so.]


We nearly got her, sir! I think she's wearing down now!

[Almost as rapidly as his patience was.]

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