Ah, it needn't be glamorous... so long as there's a bed.

[And he hopes it's warm, too. Once they get into the room he looks around- it's threadbare, the tv in the corner is dusty and there's a weird burn hole in the carpet. For what they paid it seems like a little bit of a ripoff but he simply sighs, shrugs, and heads towards the large bed in the centre of the room. He unties his shoes and sets them aside, then begins to idly unfasten his robe.]

I hope you don't mind sharing?